Literally been waiting for this gif set
Memorise this everyone
Please do not memorize this. It’s a shitty entitled person feeling smug about his crappy grasp of Italian and English and taking it out on a retail worker with no control over Starbucks terminology who is just trying to do her damn job.
If you do something like this, you are being shitty, not witty. If using Starbuck’s names seriously wads your undies that much, name your drink-size in ounces. Or, y’know, don’t go to Starbucks.